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• From a church bulletin ….

  From a church bulletin: Irving Jones and Rebecca Smith were married Valentine’s Day in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days in Nebraska.

• A church secretary …

  A church secretary in Wisconsin misspelled an announcement that then appeared as: “The monthly potluck supper is this Sunday at 5 p.m. Prayer and medication will follow.”