Ever gone to a presbytery meeting and wondered before you got out of the car who you might encounter? Here is a cheat sheet that will help prepare you to identify who is attending by checking the kinds of cars in the parking lot.

1. Organist: Hummer

2. Choir director who is also the organist: Hummer Hybrid

3. Associate pastor for small groups: Buick Rendezvous

4. A visiting nun: Buick Enclave

5. Church historian: Buick Century

6. Youth director: Chevy Trailblazer

7. Conference center director: Chevy Tahoe

8. Pastor of a large church that has tons

of parking: Chevy Suburban

9. Volunteer coordinator: Chevy Tracker

10. Director of adult education: Chrysler Crossfire

11. Pastor of yoked parish: Chrysler Town and Country

12. Director of children’s ministry: Dodge Grand Caravan

13. Stewardship consultant: Dodge Challenger

14. Associate presbyter for leadership development: Dodge Journey

15. Camp director: Ford Expedition

16. Church business manager: Ford Focus

17. Head of staff: Honda Pilot

18. Hunger Action Enabler: Honda Civic

19. Parish nurse: Honda Fit

20. Youth choir director:

Honda Accord Crosstour

21. Pastor of multicultural congregation: Hyundai Accent

22. Church soloist: Hyundai Sonata

23. Old Testament professor: Hyundai Genesis

24. President of Presbyterian Women: Hyundai Entourage

25. Seminary student: Isuzu Ascender

26. Presbytery executive: Jeep Compass

27. Director of Christian education: Kia Soul

28. National staff associate for peacemaking: Lincoln Navigator

29. Director of contemporary worship:Nissan Juke

30. Interim pastor: Nissan Rogue

31. Stated supply: Porsche 911

32. Jack Haberer: Saturn Outlook

33. Director of college ministries: Smart Passion

34. Chaplain at a Presbyterian retirement community: Subaru Legacy

35. New church development pastor: Toyota 4runner

36. Co-pastors: Toyota Echo

Barbara Chalfant of Harrisonburg Va., is an artist, writer and Certified Educator working with T.R.E.E. Ministries (