1. Organist: Hummer
2. Choir director who is also the organist: Hummer Hybrid
3. Associate pastor for small groups: Buick Rendezvous
4. A visiting nun: Buick Enclave
5. Church historian: Buick Century
6. Youth director: Chevy Trailblazer
7. Conference center director: Chevy Tahoe
8. Pastor of a large church that has tons
of parking: Chevy Suburban
9. Volunteer coordinator: Chevy Tracker
10. Director of adult education: Chrysler Crossfire
11. Pastor of yoked parish: Chrysler Town and Country
12. Director of children’s ministry: Dodge Grand Caravan
13. Stewardship consultant: Dodge Challenger
14. Associate presbyter for leadership development: Dodge Journey
15. Camp director: Ford Expedition
16. Church business manager: Ford Focus
17. Head of staff: Honda Pilot
18. Hunger Action Enabler: Honda Civic
19. Parish nurse: Honda Fit
20. Youth choir director:
Honda Accord Crosstour
21. Pastor of multicultural congregation: Hyundai Accent
22. Church soloist: Hyundai Sonata
23. Old Testament professor: Hyundai Genesis
24. President of Presbyterian Women: Hyundai Entourage
25. Seminary student: Isuzu Ascender
26. Presbytery executive: Jeep Compass
27. Director of Christian education: Kia Soul
28. National staff associate for peacemaking: Lincoln Navigator
29. Director of contemporary worship:Nissan Juke
30. Interim pastor: Nissan Rogue
31. Stated supply: Porsche 911
32. Jack Haberer: Saturn Outlook
33. Director of college ministries: Smart Passion
34. Chaplain at a Presbyterian retirement community: Subaru Legacy
35. New church development pastor: Toyota 4runner
36. Co-pastors: Toyota Echo
Barbara Chalfant of Harrisonburg Va., is an artist, writer and Certified Educator working with T.R.E.E. Ministries (treeministries.org).
