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  One young girl pondered out loud in her Sunday School class, “I’ll bet God is glad he doesn’t need a cell phone to hear our prayers. But with all the prayers that people say all the time, I bet he wishes sometimes that he could turn off the ringer.”

• A Presbyterian preacher in Mississippi was startled…

  A Presbyterian preacher in Mississippi was startled when a young lad introduced his father as, “This is my Dad. He begat me.” Somebody read him the Bible.

• A Sunday school teacher asked her class to write a letter to God…

  A Sunday school teacher asked her class to write a letter to God to see what they were thinking about. One little boy wrote, “Dear God — I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is this OK?”