A youth Sunday school teacher in Louisiana asked, “If you don’t believe in God, what difference does it make?” There was silence — then one lad answered: “You’re going to be awfully lonely. Your parents can’t go everywhere with you, like when you’re at camp and you’ve been thrown into the deep water when you can’t swim.” … [Read more...]

An announcement in a California church newsletter read: “The low esteem support group will meet Wednesday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.” … [Read more...]

A Sunday school teacher in Baltimore was discussing the importance of grandparents and asked, “Where does your grandmother live?” A 6-year-old lad answered promptly: “She lives at the airport. When we want to see her we go get her, and when we get tired of her we take her back to the airport.” … [Read more...]

In a junior high youth group in West Virginia, the group leader asked, “How do you think God takes care of so many needy Christians?” One young lass answered, “The Holy Spirit is like a secretary and helps a whole lot.” … [Read more...]

A Presbyterian teenager in North Dakota asked his teacher, “Why do you carry on so much about ‘keeping our words soft and sweet’? That sounds silly.” The teacher answered, “I guess I was warning you that someday you might have to eat them.” … [Read more...]

A little girl was watching and listening during communion at a church that used wafers in the service. The little girl suddenly turned to her mother and asked aloud, “Is Jesus really made out of crackers?” … [Read more...]