In a Los Angeles Presbyterian church, a 7-year-old girl was trying to quiet her little brother. “Shh, you’re not suppose to talk out loud in church.” He answered, “Who’s going to stop us?” The sister pointed to the back of the church. “You see those men standing back there? They’re the hushers.” … [Read more...]

During worship at a Presbyterian church in Tennessee, a small boy pulled at his dad’s sleeve and asked, “Why are all those women screaming?” The father answered, “That’s a women’s choir and they’re not screaming, they’re singing.” And the lad then asked, “Then why is that man standing in front and shaking a stick at them?” … [Read more...]

A church secretary in Wisconsin misspelled an announcement that then appeared as: “The monthly potluck supper is this Sunday at 5 p.m. Prayer and medication will follow.” … [Read more...]

A 5-year-old young disciple at First Presbyterian Church in Anderson, South Carolina, answered a question from the pastor. Question: Why did Jesus ride a donkey into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday? The answer: To keep his feet from getting dirty. … [Read more...]

A Presbyterian teenager in a large city told his youth group of a rabbi who placed a lamb and a lion in the window for a week. At the end of the week they were still there and the youth asked, “How did you do that?” The rabbi answered, “Actually, we have a large supply of lambs.” … [Read more...]

From a church bulletin: Irving Jones and Rebecca Smith were married Valentine’s Day in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days in Nebraska. … [Read more...]