A third-grade Sunday school teacher asked his class, “How do you explain God to your friends in regular school?” One lad answered: “I tell them one of God’s main jobs is to make people. God makes babies instead of grown-ups and then parents have to teach them to talk and walk.” … [Read more...]

A Presbyterian elder who played golf with his buddies in South Carolina on Sunday afternoons always seemed to win. To irk his friends even more, he always sang a song as he teed off. One golfer snarled at him, “What is that dirge you always sing?” The elder answered, “Well it’s Sunday so I sing a church song, ‘There is a green hill far away.’” … [Read more...]

In a junior high Sunday school class in Nevada, a young lady went on and on about her upcoming birthday. One lad got sick of it and said, “What’s so great about birthdays anyway?” The girl hesitated and then answered, “The more you have, the longer you live — so there!” … [Read more...]

A youth group in Texas were asked, “Why is it important to go to church?” One young lad answered: “You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy. If there’s anybody you want to make happy, it’s God.” … [Read more...]

Recently I drove by a Presbyterian church with a sign that surprised me: “Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake, and the snake didn’t have a leg to stand on.” … [Read more...]

A middle school youth group in Mississippi enjoys lively discussions. When studying Job, the leader of the group asked, “Do you know anybody who reminds you of Job?” One lad answered quickly, “Yes — my Aunt Elsie. Whenever she would attempt to grab something falling off the table, she would knock something else over.”   … [Read more...]