A junior high Sunday school teacher in Maryland asked, “When do people you know pray other than at meals and at bedtime?” There was silence and finally one girl answered, “My next-door neighbor prays all the time and especially on Sunday.” The teacher said, “That’s wonderful. What does your neighbor do for a job?” “Oh,” said the lass, “he’s a preacher.” … [Read more...]

A Presbyterian woman in downtown Chicago saw a young barefoot lad. She took him to a shoe store and asked for warm water to wash his feet. She dried them off and bought six pairs of socks and put one pair on him. Then she bought him a pair of shoes. She reported to her pastor that he looked up and asked, “Are you God’s wife?” … [Read more...]

A youth Sunday school teacher in Louisiana asked, “If you don’t believe in God, what difference does it make?” There was silence — then one lad answered: “You’re going to be awfully lonely. Your parents can’t go everywhere with you, like when you’re at camp and you’ve been thrown into the deep water when you can’t swim.” … [Read more...]

An announcement in a California church newsletter read: “The low esteem support group will meet Wednesday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.” … [Read more...]

A Sunday school teacher in Baltimore was discussing the importance of grandparents and asked, “Where does your grandmother live?” A 6-year-old lad answered promptly: “She lives at the airport. When we want to see her we go get her, and when we get tired of her we take her back to the airport.” … [Read more...]

In a junior high youth group in West Virginia, the group leader asked, “How do you think God takes care of so many needy Christians?” One young lass answered, “The Holy Spirit is like a secretary and helps a whole lot.” … [Read more...]