In a junior high youth group in West Virginia, the group leader asked, “How do you think God takes care of so many needy Christians?” One young lass answered, “The Holy Spirit is like a secretary and helps a whole lot.” … [Read more...]

A Presbyterian teenager in North Dakota asked his teacher, “Why do you carry on so much about ‘keeping our words soft and sweet’? That sounds silly.” The teacher answered, “I guess I was warning you that someday you might have to eat them.” … [Read more...]

A little girl was watching and listening during communion at a church that used wafers in the service. The little girl suddenly turned to her mother and asked aloud, “Is Jesus really made out of crackers?” … [Read more...]

A Presbyterian Sunday school teacher from Montana asked her class of 7-year-olds to tell something good that a public servant had done. One little girl spoke up, “I saw a fireman come down a ladder pregnant.” The teacher took her aside and asked, “Don’t you know what pregnant means?” The lass answered quickly, “Yes, it means carrying a child.” … [Read more...]

In a sixth grade class in Idaho a young girl said, “It seems to me Adam and Eve should have been embarrassed to be naked.” A classmate responded: “Why? They didn’t have mirrors yet.” … [Read more...]

A pastor was approached by a man who wished to become a member of the congregation. The man said, however, that he was very busy. “I don’t want to be called for any service such as committee work or singing in the choir. I would like to be spared from anything that would take my time. And I don’t expect to worship too often.” The minister thought a minute and said: “I think you’re at the wrong church. The church you are looking for is three blocks up the street.” Puzzled, the busy man walked away and thought: “I’ll show him. I’ll go to that church.” Three blocks down he came to a church — abandoned and boarded up. … [Read more...]