From an anonymous church bulletin: “This evening there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a..
A high school Sunday school teacher asked his students if they could remember any of the 10 plagues. One youth answered, “Sure: rats, mice, lice …..
A California lass, age seven, explained God to her Sunday school teacher. “God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which..
From a newsletter in a south Texas church: “Notice — when parking on the north side of the church, please remember to..
A Sunday school teacher asked a junior high group, “Have you ever heard of St. Francis?” One youth answered immediately — “He’s..
The bulletin board in an Oklahoma church ran the following announcement: “There will be a carry-in sinner at noon right after church.”
Recent gifts from Presbyterian churches helped build a new wing in a Presbyterian school in Martin Pur, Pakistan. Presbyterian congregations helping in..
A Presbyterian nine-year-old wrote, “God made the world. He split the Adam and made Eve. Adam and Eve were naked but they..
Presbyterian mother who dutifully heard her daughter’s prayers each night reported that she blessed everything — family, friends and pets. But she..
In a confirmation class a young lad answered a question about the book of Acts with, “The natives of Macedonia did not..
A preacher in West Virginia was asked by one of his elders, “Haven’t we finished that project? We never seem to get..
In a Sunday school class for seniors, one grandmother laughingly reported: My grandson asked me if I knew how much alike God..
In Birmingham, Alabama, a junior high youth coordinator asked the group to write down any three they could remember of the 10 commandments...
A sixth grade Sunday school class in Ohio held a masquerade party where everybody came as a Bible character. The one in..
A Florida Presbyterian church had a very appropriate sign in their part of the world. It read: Sunny School 10 a.m.
A third grade girl in a Sunday school class in Oregon interrupted the teacher’s Bible story to ask a question. “If Jesus..
In a newsletter from Milledgeville, Georgia, they told of a little Presbyterian girl who was punished by having her eat her dinner..
One church in Virginia gave their food donation box the name of Gracie. One notice said, “Thanks for the food donations, but..
This one is personal. When I was a young mother with my first child, I took her along to a circle meeting..
One regular church attendant arrived early in a big city church and surprised everyone when he went to the front row and..
In a church in Montana, a preacher was explaining communion in a children’s sermon. He said, “We sometimes use wine, but now..
A church sign in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, once said, “Keep using my name in vain and I’ll make rush hour longer.” — God
A sixth grade Presbyterian told his Sunday school teacher, “I’ve been real distracted. Nothing is going right for me.” The teacher said,..
There’s a sign in a Presbyterian Church whose lot was often filled with Baptists from across the street. The sign read, “Church..
A primary Sunday school class was hearing the story of Cain and Abel for the first time. The teacher asked, “Why do..
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